Jasmine Kang gets anally raped by a donkey

Word about Tony Young's "Naked 21st Century" VOD release party spread faster than Paris Hilton's legs at a Frat Party. The highlight of the evening came when the supporting cast of "Soap Girl" showed up, but no one had ever heard of the movie.

Actress Jasmine Kang, who essentially played nobody, led a giant donkey into the room, grabbed its face and proceeded to french kiss the poor animal.

The donkey brayed and protested, but as Jasmine rubbed its belly, it began to enjoy the sensation immensely. This actress, the donkey surmised, had been practicing with Canadian moose.

Jasmine then bent over and allowed the donkey to mount her. It injected its fourteen inch donkey penis into small but overworked anus. After a few thrusts, to which Jasmine moaned the tune of the Korean folk song Arirang, the screening room floor was covered with donkey diarrhea, into which the rest of the female cast began swimming in. Ms. Kate Holliday commented this was how it felt like to work with screenwriter Tony Young.

The girls then covering themselves with the liquid manure and ran around the room screaming "I'm Hyung-Rae Shim's girlfriend! I'm Hyung-Rae Shim's girfriend!"

Of course, Jasmine refused to speak such nonsense as she only brags about dating retarded, overbloated MARRIED men and Mr. Shim only qualifies as two of the three. Anyone who saw his steaming piece of giraffe feces called, "D-War" would surely attest to that.

At that point, someone dropped a fifty cent piece into Jasmine's feces covered but barely existent cleavage, and she was willing to do anything.

The actresses then brought out the dessert tray and proceeded to swallow loads and loads of banana cream pie and projectile vomited it up in the air until the whole spectacle resembled the fountain at the Bellagio hotel.

While the girls played in the vomit, actress Gina Hiraizumi began to sing the Star Spangled Banner, but did not know the words. Well, actually she just forgot what century it was written in and proceeded to do her hip-hop version in the style of R-Kelly humping the Olsen Twins.

Then they proceeded to whine, pout and cry which is basically what a Korean actress does to audition for a Korean film. At that point, Jasmine Kang, the aforementioned dopey, flat-chested no talent wannabe, sacrifices herself to the donkey, which is transformed to a 500 year old dragon. The other actresses scream, "What kind of lame ass plot is that?"

The audience is then left totally confused, wondering how 90 minutes turned into 3 hours, which is basically what watching Soap Girl felt like. The director of the film comes out and asks, "What do you call this act?"

To which the girls reply, "The Aristocrats!"

Do NOT hire Dennis James Lee

This blog was written by Edwin Santos. Further comments are by me, Tony Young. The two of us created "Soap Girl" as a dark, disturbing film based on a suggestion by Tomiko Lee. When the production company took over, it became the film that you walked out of when you saw it at the Wallace Theater.

Do Not Hire DENNIS JAMES LEE On Any Of Your Film Projects!!!
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I have to post this back up here again because it needs to be said...again, and again, and again....

I've been requested to pull down my blogs concerning this by other people. Do yourself a favor, people. Do not get involved; it's certainly not worth investing on it. I don't care if he has film connections or not. He's a outright liar. It's not worth your time to have Mr. Lee be involved in your projects; false promises. Why attract or align yourselves with a negative and unscrupulous person as Mr. Lee? I don't give a shit about Mr. Lee's worries or his affilation with future film projects. What goes around, comes around!!!

Mr. Lee and his associates are aware that the only time I will pull my blogs down is when he gives me back the money he knowingly stole from me!

Mr. Lee has refused all solutions suggested by me as well as being served by the Los Angeles Courts during my financial crisis in late 2006 to resolved this matter. He decided to "disappear."

I refused to be shut down and to be quiet about this. I will continue to blog here and elsewhere. I still have my right to voice out and warn my colleagues and future & upcoming professionals in our business to be careful of such scam artists / producers such as Mr. Lee.

PLEASE BE ADVISED

DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!

DO NOT BEFRIEND OR DO BUSINESS WITH A MID-40's KOREAN MAN FROM HAWAII/LOS ANGELES NAMED "DENNIS JAMES LEE" AND HIS FAKE FILM COMPANY "COTTON CANDY ENTERTAINMENT, INC" OR ANY AFFILIATION HE IS INVOLVED IN!

HE IS BEST KNOWN AS THE PRODUCER FOR THE 2002 FILM, "SOAP GIRL"APPEARING IN THE FILM AS "TEDDY THE GANGSTER."

HE WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR LONG FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU AND LAUGH AWAY WITH YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY. TRULY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, DO NOT TRUST THIS CRIMINAL!

YOU'LL THANK ME LATER FOR IT...BECAUSE I WAS ONE OF HIS VICTIMS. BE AWARE WHEN HE APPROACHES YOU; HE IS A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING. HE WILL BEFRIEND YOU...AND AFTER A NUMBER OF YEARS (8 WITH ME), HE WILL RIP YOU OFF AND STEAL YOUR LIFE SAVINGS AWAY. I RECENTLY GOT MARRIED LAST YEAR...AND THE WEDDING MONEY GIFTS IN OUR JOINT ACCOUNT WERE ALSO AFFECTED.